masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most
you know how sometimes you want to listen to music
but everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying
even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing
and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to
my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun
Maybe I should do the Boo Radley Challenge where I stay in my house for 25 years and never leave
This is the greatest literary reference I’ve ever read.
I was nominated by @gio_soed98 & @kinesstormi. I now nominate the staff and students of PHS. 👌
Just swagged on everyone.
ok, I see you Charlie, even though you got on plaid bermuda shorts